Alberto Agonistes
Stunning! There, I’ve said it again.
The utterly, stupefyingly, pukifyingly* horrible disconnectedness of these people** has me reduced to babbling incoherence.
Alberto Gonzales is a victim of the war on terror!?!?!
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/12/gonzo_im_a_casualty_of_the_war.php
Or, maybe it’s the war on terriers. (See: incoherence!) You will not believe how much I wish I was making this up. On the other hand, it tells you just about all you need to know about the Shrub administration.
I need another martini,
http://jazzbumpa.tumblr.com/post/58695925/agreeing-with-dave-berry
or at least a big glass of cheap Merlot. For more sober assessments of Senior Gonzales, see these links.
http://lefarkins.blogspot.com/2008/12/most-tragic-casualty-of-war-on-terror.html
http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/31/looking-for-a-word/#comments
I think the word Krugman is looking for is “IDIOT!”
* My sister gives me credit for having invented this word.
** The Republican party